What is up?
Here I am. Kellyanne. Another article for Ring of Honor. Why? Seriously? I have to talk about the most mundane sh*t in order to get this put up and circulating, and for what? To make me look like someone of relevance? The only thing of relevance right now is – how do you feel? You can tell me under this. I’ll acknowledge every comment.
What is up?
Here I am. Kellyanne. Pumped up to get this article out. Why? Seriously? There's a Ring of Honor Women’s Title Tournament coming up and I am feeling lucky. Lucky in a way where I can see me boarding a flight, entering the US of A without a single problem and mowing down bracket after bracket until I am wearing something that resembles a belt around my waist.
THOUGH, THOUGH, THOUGH – I’ll probably find some cool way to wear it, like around my head … or around my ankle like someone under house arrest. I would be under arrest of the company, forced to defend the title and produce great matches. What a spin on something that is supposed to be everyone’s dream.
What is up?
Here I am. Kellyanne. Love the energy in here. Especially love the energy from the guys on Facebook and their insightful comments. Guess what, guys? In Australia I won a title on the weekend from another wrestler who would hangout with her fans after the show. She sounds great, hey? She is.
Problem is being able to have a drink after the show with a bunch of fans wearing a t-shirt with your face on it does not make you a great wrestler – being a great wrestler makes you a great wrestler. It takes time, effort and dedication – not just dedication to your killer moves; dedication to being a Professional Wrestler, key word being PROFESSIONAL.
Embarrassing secret: At the start of Covid I tried to make a twitch channel. You get lost, guys, you do.
One day the road in front of you is in full view, blue sky, no clouds – you and the road. Next day it’s not like that, and you veer off with the same destination in mind, but you’re a mile west of where you’re supposed to be. Now you’re walking into a cactus, you saw a rattlesnake, it’s all going wrong.
Somehow, a twitch channel folded into my journey, and the regret that comes with it stabs me in the gut every, damn day … the very same stabbing sensation that I felt amongst the cacti.
She’s like a so and so, mixed with this and that.
SHE’S LIKE HALF MISH AND HALF MISH AND MASH.
SHE HAS A FACE. SHE REMINDS OF THE OTHER GIRL WITH A FACE.
Kellyanne is a pro wrestler from Australia under contract with Ring of Honor. The Other Side w/Kellyanne appears every other Wednesday.