First Match Signed For A Night Of Hoopla!

And it's a Truth Martini dream....
On Thursday night July 11th, Ring of Honor returns to the Chicago area with a special...and very unique...event called "A Night Of Hoopla"!  Taking place at 115 Bourbon Street, this ROH Unauthorized event will be hosted by none other than the Guru of The House of Truth (amongst many other self-given nicknames) Truth Martini!
 
We found out a few weeks back that Delirious, in his first ROH match in quite some time, will be competing that night in Chicago but only last night, at hours when most people are sleeping so we may as well call it early this morning, Truth Martini contacted ROH officials to let them know he had determined the first bout for HIS (he suggested changing it to "HoT Unauthorized" by the way) "Night Of Hoopla"! 
 
And just like that night itself, and pretty much every time Martini opens his mouth, there is a certainly level of advisory recommended when reading his comments below...
 
"There are people who like men." said Martini via e-mail, "There are those who like women. There are even those who like both at the same time.  Now of course I am talking about professional wrestling and that age old battle of who is the best male wrestler, who is the best female wrestler, even who is the best wrestler of either sex?  Well we all know the answer to the first question is of course your World Television Champion Matt Taven but what I want to know, what the world wants to know, is what happens when you put men and women in the match together? Intriguing yes I know, even scandalous to some, but to me it is living the dream. So I took four men, one who is only successful because of what I taught him, and I took two women...potential Hoopla hotties maybe...and what I give to you is an Inter-gender Six Person Tag match! Michael Elgin, BJ Whitmer, and that devilish little MsChif versus ACH, Tadarius Thomas, and that luscious Athena.  It's got men, it's got women, it's got the makings of a..."
 
The remainder of Martini's comments have been edited out for being entirely too adult for ROHWrestling.com. Suffice it to say he went into a bit too much detail about his "dream"...
 
Martini's antics aside, his first match for "A Night Of Hoopla" should be one heck of an athletic exhibition with Elgin, Whitmer, & MsChif taking on ACH, Thomas, and Athena!  It's six of the best in Inter-gender Tag Team Action and if this is Martini's FIRST match for July 11th, one can only guess what else the founder of the House of Truth has up his sleeves?!?!
 
"A Night of Hoopla" takes place on July 11th and with Truth Martini at the helm, it will no doubt go down in history as the most unique event in ROH history! Don't miss out on your chance to be a part of it all by buying your tickets now in the ROH Store!  Just be warned, parental guidance is STRONGLY suggested....