So Sayeth the Truth

The moment we've all been waiting for...ROH finally debuts on national broadcast television. This day is going to be super duper, king kong, mega mega, unbelievably sensational, much like myself. Let me throw a few names out there, "The World's Greatest Athlete" Roderick Strong, "Unbreakable" Michael Eligin, The Briscoe Brothers, Davey Richards, Eddie Edwards, Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin, and yours truly Truth Martini. That's just to name a few of the premier athletes that you loyal fans will be privileged to see, plus a brand new population of wrestling fans who will be witnessing ROH for the first time. In my opinion, which is the only opinion that matters, ROH is the future of professional wrestling...So sayeth the Truth.

 

Me as a life intervention expert, I've seen it all and done it all. I have witnessed successful businesses fold. I have witnessed when two people said "til death do us part" and then parted well before death was a thought. I have witnessed many promises that were broken. Unlike these failures at life, ROH has heart, determination, talent, skill, intensity, and it has that certain, as the French say, "Je ne sais quoi". In my opinion, which is the only opinion that matters, everyone in the company from the owner to the promoter to all of the ring talent should all go out and buy themselves a pair of Truth Martini sunglasses because the future of ROH is drastically bright...So sayeth the Truth.

 

Being the managerial sensation that I am, in a short period of time I have led "The World's Greatest Athlete" Roderick Strong to the ROH world title and also have found the fastest rising star in ROH history, "Unbreakable" Michael Eligin. I am the founder and leader of the House of Truth. I have already accomplished more than most of you will accomplish in a lifetime. When I set my mind to do something, I undoubtedly achieve it. I will not, will not, will not stop until Truth Martini and his house completely take over ROH. In my opinion, which is the only opinion that matters, Truth Martini will go down in history as pro wrestling's greatest manager of all time...So sayeth the Truth...So Sayeth the House!

 

I can't change your lives until I change who you trust...you can trust me.

 

-Truth Martini